Nic Davey-Greene Only If You Love Me

by | Apr 18, 2025

By Chenoah Eljan.

Worried about microplastics? Not sure if you’re getting enough? You are not alone. Nic Davey-Greene is so worked up about it he wrote a song. He wrote a bunch of other songs too and bundled them into his debut solo show, Only If You Love Me.  It is very funny, Davey-Greene is clever, and you should go see the show. Even just to find out what the recommended daily intake of microplastics is (or, if you’re into giraffes with boobs).

This is a very strong debut. Davey-Greene’s pace is that of a seasoned pro, seamless and snappy from bit to bit but taking all the time he needs for each set up, song and joke. His energy never wavers, it’s like watching Bo Burnham do an F45 class. But, uh, like his second F45 class. There is always the risk he’ll drop something heavy on his foot and the audience will be scarred for life.

Davey-Greene has the musical chops and the stage presence, no doubt. But he is also smart. Songs about Cameron Diaz are quirky (albeit full of references to movies one is fairly confident came out before Nic Davey-Greene took his first breath) and cute, but interspersed there are hints that he has a depth of knowledge and insight that over time will make him a formidable force in comedy. For example, light touch references to existential risks from AI, the male fertility crisis attributed to microplastics, and what happens when your World Vision sponsor kid wants to come live in your country make clear Davey-Greene has a deep understanding and appreciation of the complexities of the modern world. Of course, to cater to all, there are pegging references aplenty and lots and lots of dicks.

Davey-Greene’s stage presence is magnetic. He commands the stage with confidence, engaging the audience with both his performance and his personality. His interactions with the crowd are genuine and unforced, creating an inclusive atmosphere that makes the audience feel like part of the show. This connection is further enhanced by his seamless transitions between musical numbers and comedic bits, keeping the energy high and the laughter constant.​

Nick Davey-Greene is definitely one to watch. And watch again. And again.

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